Bandwagoning The Bullsh*t: Leave Jordan Alone

ENOUGH. Seriously, guys.

All anyone has been able to talk about since yesterday is Jordan Spieth’s opening round of 79 at the Northern Trust Open at Riviera Country Club.

Photo courtesy of Golf Channel

Yes, he’s the number one golfer in the world, and yes, that’s his third worst career start EVER.


He’s human, and he’s likely tired. This kid has been country-hopping for months, practicing, playing, signing massive endorsement deals, likely trying to have a social life AND making time for interviews and autographs.

Fatigue aside, everyone – no matter if they’re famous, an athlete, a musician or a newbie golf blogger – has bad days at work. Adele just botched the Grammys (not entirely her fault, as the sound guy was DEFINITELY having a bad work day as well). Serena Williams has been upset – recently. Ronda Rousey was knocked out. LeBron has been dunked on. Tiger Woods…well, that’s a whole different conversation, but suffice it to say he’s had bad days.

Why does Spieth – or any star athlete – have to be a superhero? During a Twitter conversation about this, I likened the criticism from golf media and fans to a spelling bee judge scolding a champ for misspelling a word the judge can’t even pronounce.

If you can’t do it, shut up and get out. Most of the people talking shit have never aced a hole, gone pro or WON TWO MAJORS. And they’ve had decades to try. Jordan hasn’t even been a pro for five years.

Just to clarify, I’m not anti-criticism; I’m vehemently against participation trophies and all the bullshit that comes along with constant (undeserved) praise. But I think that stopping the presses because a star had a bad day is ridiculous, and sets unrealistic standards for that person as well as people who aspire to be successful. The pressure of being a pro before he can even rent a car is enough without trolls condemning his entire future because a shot a few (okay, a lot of) bogeys.

Two weeks ago, the golf world was comparing him to Tiger Woods because he’s a vibrant, likable figure who’s wiping the green with everyone who tries to get in his way. This morning, I saw tweets comparing his ONE BAD ROUND to a Tiger-like fall from grace. In what universe does a tired 22 year old (who still completed the round instead of withdrawing, like SOME pros do) have the same doomed trajectory as Tiger Woods?

Comparison is completely natural, but we need to stop chasing the ghost of Tiger Woods and start enjoying the show that Jordan, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler and a host of others are putting on for us. Jordan isn’t Tiger. He’s Jordan. And if we keep trashing his bad rounds and expecting a meteoric rise a la Tiger 2.0, we’re just assholes who don’t deserve to watch this kid be one of the best (and nicest) athletes in the world.

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4 thoughts on “Bandwagoning The Bullsh*t: Leave Jordan Alone

  1. Well said! Golf is a hard game, and most of us can’t even imagine what it would be like to play every round under the intense scrutiny guys like Jordan are under. The media frenzy is in such an attention seeking battle that some stupid things always get said (or written) when things like this happen. In reality, some rounds like that are normal and should be expected from any pro over the course of a career. They’re playing the toughest courses in tough conditions under intense pressure. These guys aren’t robots.


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  2. I like your point. Since the majority of humans appear to want to be governed by emotion rather than logic, it then seems natural to want to discuss any event that seems odd to one’s expectations. However, to project the demise of anything based on one event, one situation, or one point of data is simply ignorant. However, for the media, it helps their name to remain on the top of the heap during the current news cycle. Perhaps smart for them but irresponsible to us.

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  3. I just don’t get why the majority of golf fans seem to want to see one player dominate pro golf. Is it so they can be a fan of a guy who rarely loses? So they can have golf chat with non-hardcore golfers/fans at the water cooler? #DontGetIt

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    1. I don’t mind the idea of a dominant player – someone who always puts on a show – but even Tiger didn’t win EVERY tournament. I’m almost afraid to be attached to a player who’s unbeatable because when he DOES lose (or get injured, or cheat on his wife with a dozen women), the fall from grace is much harder to watch.


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